You know...I think that I'm just one of those girls that never had the right life. I'm just really scared about everything. You know? Like I'm one of those girls that have never done anything in life, because I'm scared. I've never been drunk, because I can't drink. It was just one of those things. You know. It is just like: I think I have seen some of those things and then it just bothers me...and stuff...I dunno...on a lighter note I have a great story to share:

We began our Friday night ritual by watching a movie. We were pleasently [spelling] enjoying, "I Am Sam," when we heard sirens--followed by a loud speaker noise. We paused the movie, shut the tv off, and started looking out the window like aimless bored old lady gossipers with nothing better to do in their lives.
To our suprise, there is a cop car, well, more like a detective car with its lights on parked in front of the Gasper's house with a car in front of it. We perceded to watch until curiosity struck us. So being the morons that we are, we grab two blankets, each are dressed in snow boots and snow coats, wrapped tight in blankies, and we were off!
At first, we were on the porch, but perceided to the front shrub. When the first car came, we hid our faces thinking they could see us. But yet again, the blue berries and cherries were calling our names. We made our way to the front side lawn where the lawn meets the woods. [sparcely wooded dead tree area formely known as our "woods."] Again, we thought we could be seen, so we had to go in. Both of us were scared. We saw another car coming, and to our amusment it was yet another cop.

*Hollie hiding behind a tree*
*Ashley squating on the ground in a not so flattering position*
Hollie: CAR!!! *only not so loud because we were trying to hide from the P-to the-Olice*
Ashley: Pretend you're a dog! No I mean duck! No, I'm a TREE!
Hollie: NO! We're bushes!!!!

So now we're both laying on the ground huddled together to keep warm. Hollie is sitting on her hands to keep her butt from getting wet, and Ashley is laying in Hollie's lap. Nothing happens for about 15 min. and we decide to make our way back to the safeteness of our house.

*Us huddled on the ground*
Hollie: I think we should just sit here until somebody finds us.

We make a break for it running *well, duh, we didn't want the cops to see us* and Ashley:

*bend over running*
Ashley: "Dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun" [Mission Impossible theme]

Booyaakaa! We are now in the house. Sitting in the tub, masasing our feet.

Damn, we almost got caught by the cops! Well, uh, not really, but we like to think so! =)

*This has been a presentation of Hollie Jo and Ashley's Friday night ritual* [You will now be returned to your regular scheduled program]

Also: Remarks made by Holliejo
Ashley: what are you doing?
Hollie: thinking
Ashley: why
Hollie: because that's what I do

# posted by ojeilloh : 12:27 AM